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Well, it finally happened. For the first time in almost thirty years, I have no children living in my house. Now, when I want something done, I have to do it myself. So, at least in that area, nothing has changed.

It has been difficult to scale back my receipes to include only two mouths (neither of which consumes large portions). I considered going the route of cooking only every other week (and freezing portions for the non-cooking weeks), but (even though that requires only a small change in strategy) I suspect my viseral level feelings towards leftovers might contrivene that option. I'm sure I will figure out how to solve this problem eventually, but at this point it looks like I may have to start throwing away excess food (to the eternal consternation of my Mother and the starving children in Africa that she used to talk about). I came away from my childhood feeling that it was a sin to waste food (no, I can't find that principle articulated in the church canon), and my old dog/new trick syndorme argues strongly against attitude change. Perhaps the solution is to acquire an omniverous "pet," possibly a pig. More bacon, anyone?


Last Saturday, Barbara and I helped Karren with Anna's house. Karren at last got her long awaited "crew" working there, so she isn't in as dire straits as she was. For as long as I have known her, Karren has consistently planned 26 activities for 23 time slots, and has yet to figure out why her life is a succession of crises. We left the camera at her house (note the pains I have taken not to affix blame), which explains the paucity of photos in this communiqué.


The fates are not always kind. Last Tuesday, I fell off my bicycle. For me, that is a relatively rare event, with the last occurance transpiring more than 14 years ago (although I remember it as being a lot nearer in time than that). I was riding at "lunch time" and rolled through the stop sign at the intersection of McNab and Highway 76 (Reddington Road), went across the intersection and into the entrance to the plant site, with the intension of circling around the small traffic island there and coming out onto Highway 76, headed towards Oracle. Apparently the grade was steeper (such that I gained more speed) than I anticipated or the curve sharper (or both), because I failed to make the turn, jumped the curb, and measured my length on the ground (after a logintudinal roll). It was a relatively low speed event and I was amazed by the damages. I incurred lacerations on both palms (see the photos below, taken after four days of antibodic ointment treatment [the camera was "visiting" Karren]), my right knee, my left fore and upper arm, and my left shoulder. After two relatively sleepless nights, I visited Dr. Brower who, (after ordering at least a dozen x-rays) concluded that I had broken a rib (although the location of the "break" he identified in the photos has absolutely no pain associated with it). Still, other consistent symptoms are present. It hurts to take a deep breath, arising from lying on my left side is both slow and painful, I can't cough without initiating acute distress, and sneezing results in a debilating paroxysm that subsides in about three minutes. Lifting and/or moving my left arm is occationally problematic, and there are areas on my rib cage that are tender to the touch.


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Barbara thinks the graphic of the laceration on my hand is too "graphic" for public consumption.

Click HERE to view it.



Broken ribs have three treatment options. They can admit me to the hospital and keep me in traction, they can daily tape my torso from shoulder to navel, or they can do absolutely nothing. All three options have equivaltent outcomes (all favorable ) and all take about six weeks. What at wonderful experience to look forward to... I am reminded of my Grandfather (Sessal Dellma Allen), who (during WWII) took a steamer to Alaska (to help build and airfield there). He was seasick the whole trip, and said he felt so bad that he would have had to get better in order to die. Well, I'm not quite at that point yet, but I am definately whining...


After a long decline, Barbara's cat (Lucy) finally went the way of the earth. I (at one time) thought that Barbara was somewhat attached to Lucy, but perhaps I don't understand female attachments. Lucy's dead body wasn't cold before Barbara had a replacement. Since a name has not yet been selected, perhaps this is a temporary situation. This animal, though younger and less leaky, has the same long hair and shedding propensities with which Lucy brightened our lives. Trying to be positive about this development, I have to admit that the current cat does spend time outside. Even though she is missing her front claws, she insists on maintaining her place in the dominance order of the local feline society (I have observed her stalking, chasing, and fighting with other cats around the yard), and that, I suspect, is why she has the scratch across her face and the chunks missing from her ears. She fights without realizing her disadvantage, and I can't decide whether to admire her courage or disparage what may very likely be terminal stupidity. Abandoning a de-clawed pet cat suggests either an act perpetrated by someone ignorant of the dynamics of feline society, or very intentional cruelty.


Well, it is bedtime, and tomorrow is another fun filled week of inflicting pain on those less fortunate who (for what ever reason) have become prey to the medical profession. Alan


AJ wrote another letter, and (after translation) I include it here.


11-10-06
Mom and Dad,
So I guess it runs in the family that we get persuaded by vendors, you with your apples and me with my sales women!
Mom, I am truly sorry you lose your favorite son and your cat in the same week, but at least I still write.
Dad, I am glad that you get to work alone, because that means if something goes wrong you can only blame yourself.
So, could you put those movies in a safe place for me.
When they ask about me at church, let the people know that I am on a mission and report to Washington on one of the best days ever, my birthday (for those of you who don't remember that is November 20).
Dad, let me tell you I have never sang or prayed as much in my life. I love the MTC though.
Dad, thank you for your words of encouragement. I know hard work is the key (next to the Holy Ghost). Well, MTC life is hard, but I only have 10 days left. I love where I am (it has good days and bad days).
So my schedule looks something like this:

Up at 6:30
At Class by 7:00
Breakfast at 7:30 'til 8:00
Class 'til 12:10
Lunch 'til 12:55
Class 'til 5:10
Dinner 'til 5:55
Class 'til 8:30
Free time 'til lights out at 10:30.

The best part about it is that I do it every day until P-day (Wednesday) and then I go to the temple or do laundry. But I have learned to teach by the spirit and it is great. I love teaching.
One part you could/would have problems with, Dad, is the RC (referral center). We call people on the phone and ask if they received what ever they ordered through pass along cards. It is really hard but for some reason I am really good at it.
Well, write me back. I love love letters. Packages are the best (even though I have not received any yet).
Love,
Elder Hatch


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